Life is serious enough.

Using essential oils shouldn’t be.

Most essential oil brands focus on attracting peace, tranquility, healing and zen.  We get that. And that is precisely what our Zen Collection is all about.

But what about those times when you need a  ‘grab and go’ solution to quickly dispel the negative source? That’s where ourZAP Collection saves the day. A little bit naughty, slightly irreverant – but you gotta do what you gotta do. The oils are still 100% organic and are blended for their specific therapeutic purposes. It’s just the label that pokes fun!

So Roll On or Spray Away because sometimes naughty can be oh so nice!

Have a unique situation? Got a great idea for a label name? We can create a custom label just for you for an additional small design fee. Contact us for details – or 440-725-5462


100% pure organic essential oils using grapeseed as the carrier oil. Suitable for those with nut allergies!

Just click the boxes to order and we will blend your rollerballs pronto!

That’s right – everything is handcrafted upon order to ensure freshness.

Available in both 10 ml Rollerballs or 2 oz Sprays – $12 each

To order – click the ZAP! sign below

AssZap – assaulted by a dumb-ass, smart-ass, stupid-ass or other assorted pains in the ass? Zap that ass! Use the rollerball on your feet, head or neck to alleviate and assuage headaches and tight necks. Or just spray the ass away. Organic peppermint, lavender, bergamot and frankincense essential oils

No-Mo-B-O- Know someone who shares too much body odor? Introduce them to this stink fighting toxic free blend. Heck – use it yourself and share the sniff test. Too weird? Roll on our spray wherever smells dwell. BONUS: You’ll avoid the 7_ toxinx found in commercial deodorants! Organic bergamot, tea tree and lemon essential oils

PMEssing – Angry outbursts, irritable, random crying spells? Bloating, headache, fatigue? Sounds like a horror movie yet it happens once a month. Or is this you on a normal day? Whatever. Apply directly to your abdomen, head, chest, neck or bottoms of your feet. Organic lavender, eucalyptus, jasmine and rose essential oils

RBF – check your Resting Bitch Face at the door with a quick blast of this cool and relaxing blend. Bonus: mist your face or roll on regularly with this skin friendly, wrinkle reducing, blemish fighting trio. Or send anonymously to the one whose face annoys you the most. Organic tea tree, lavender and frankincense essential oils

BeGoneBitch – bothered by bitches? Or are you the bitch just having a moment? Spray your way to calmness while frantically waving your arms. Or rollerball your body in a frenzy. Then inhale till the bitch be gone. Organic peppermint, sweet orange and clove bud essential oils

Flirty Girl – enhance your body language with the language of scent with a quick roll or spray of this wickedly enticing blend. Sensual notes of jasmine and rose surround you as you tease the room. So coy, so sneaky, so YOU! Organic jasmine and rose essential oils

Honey This Sucks – for pain and depression. Anti-inflammatory to help with headaches and pain while boosting mood. Sucks the life out of depression too. Packed with antioxidants to fight free radicals. Apply directly to the back of your neck, wrists or bottom of your feet whenever life sucks! 100% honeysuckle maceration.

LibidOh! Spray your sheets, use as an after shower body mist, spray wherever. We don’t want to know. Or use the rollerball version but just be cautious of sensitive skin areas. We are not responsible for your crazy! Includes peony – a symbol for romance, a happy marriage and love between two strangers. Organic lavender, peony and rose essential oils

Shhh-it Happens – use this citrusy blend whenever life stinks. Zap the crap out of a bad day, situation or person. Roll on wherever you like or spray until you feel cleansed. Great for stinky toilets too! And don’t worry. Shhh-it happens to everyone. Organic sweet orange, lemon, lime, tangerine, grapefruit and rosemary essential oils.

Shield the Shade – Why is everyone throwing shade these days? You know – that not so subtle expression of contempt for or disgust with someone? Give them a zap and protect yourself from shady sources with this blissful blend. Organic lemongrass & sweet orange essential oils

Liquor Kicker – is everyone wearing loud shoes? Or perhaps it’s too much party and not enough time to recover? Help is on the way. Zap that hangover with this no-shame blend. And don’t worry – we won’t tell. Organic lemon, sweet orange and peppermint essential oils

Kick Butts – Remove lingering cigarette funk. Great for rental cars, hotel rooms and places where you need to cut through the smell of old cigs. Or simply smile and spray around the freshly smoked offender. Organic tea tree, rosemary and peppermint essential oils

Tooter Shooter – give smelly farts the boot. Simply shake, point and zap the tooter in the behind. Or cover up your own mess with a discreet spray. No one will be the wiser. In spray bottle only for obvious reasons. Organic eucalyptus, clove bud, frankincense and tea tree essential oils

DONE – All caps for extra effect. Tired of someone’s attitude? Non-stop BS? Are you just so done with it? You know what to do. Spray them out of your life. Roll them out of your mind. I’m done with this explanation. DONE I tell you. Organic peppermint, clove bud and lavender essential oils

Caf-Fiend – Crave coffee? Love the aroma? Skip the buzz & enjoy the benefits. Calm a severe headache or migraine. Use as a skin tightening astringent. It boosts mood, inhibits cellulitis, soothes insect bites? Who knew? Share a bottle with your fave caf-fiend. Organic coffee essential oil